My hips were hurting...so I figure I better ask.

Joe asks God about his pain.



Joe arguing his karmic position with God





Joe: Why do my hips hurt God?
God: Look at that fat slab of fat around your belly,
I didn't make you eat all that.
Joe: But I was always stimulated to eat. It smelled good and was tasty.
God: It's your weight/karma, bear it.
Joe: Can I at least have the secret to anti-gravity so I don't "feel" the pull?.
God: You are not smart enough to trick me into giving you the Secret of Gravity
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